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Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco’s………
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital
last time i was on it, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no,
it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Hahaha…oh my word…so funny!!! AT least tesco’s queues are civilised…can you imagine that in a walmart queue!! (I don’t mean walmart is uncivilised but people are just so much more wacky…)
I think, from the pics I’ve seen, that Walmart is way more than just whacky 😉
That joke cracks me up every time I read it!!
if you do a separate blog, please post the address so I can follow. I’ve just had to refollow you after changing my email address – quite maddening, I sometimes find WP really annoying!
no worries Ruth – as soon as I figure out the logistics, I will post it here 😉
O.M.G. I’ve no words to tell you how hard I’m laughing. Almost fell off my chair.
It cracks me up every time 😉