Tuesday’s tickle

 Howdy folks!
 
I hope today has treated you well thus far.
I drove in the rain to work today. Glad that I got to drive to work, not so glad to be driving in the rain – people don’t seem to realise that they need to be a bit more careful in the rain, so I’m always on tenterhooks!!
I downloaded instagram for my gorgeous iPhone. Going to see if I can post direct from it to WP – start a daily picture post of whatever I can get pictures of. Would probably be a good thing if I do it on a seperate blog – that way the people wanting to follow the pics don’t have to wade through the rest of the twaddle 😉
Instagram is a really cool program – been playing around with photo’s I currently have on my phone, and I think it’s going to be hours of fun trying to find something worth photographing. Saw a swingless swing yesterday…
 
Anyhow.
Today’s joke always cracks me up! Ask a stupid question – expect a stupid answer!

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Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco’s………

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital
last time i was on it,  but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.

 

 I told her no,

it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

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6 comments on “Tuesday’s tickle

  1. Hahaha…oh my word…so funny!!! AT least tesco’s queues are civilised…can you imagine that in a walmart queue!! (I don’t mean walmart is uncivilised but people are just so much more wacky…)

    • I think, from the pics I’ve seen, that Walmart is way more than just whacky 😉
      That joke cracks me up every time I read it!!

  2. if you do a separate blog, please post the address so I can follow. I’ve just had to refollow you after changing my email address – quite maddening, I sometimes find WP really annoying!

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