Thursday's tickle…

Suppose it’s about time for me to post here again.

Does not seem to be worth it though – not many people still read me, and if they read, they don’t comment, but hey.

As long as there’s a slight semblance of life, I’ll do something here every so often.

Talk about embarasment.

Went to visit the mom yesterday afternoon.

While I’m there, she phones my aunt to get the aunt’s son’s telephone number.

She then phones the son.

And asks if he does not have a job for me!!

And then, lets me speak to the guy.

I know them, we were together as kids often, but not so much lately.

And he’s younger than me!

Mountains cover me!!!

But, any port in a storm, and i did send him my CV – not because I think it’s a good idea to work for family, but maybe he knows of somebody else that could possibly help me.

In this life, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know, and how to screw the system!!

Anyhow.

Most of you have probably heard all or at least some of these lines before – still worth a chuckle.

Hope the day is brilliant!

JokesWareHouse.com

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Funny Lines
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get
into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a
relative.

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea…”

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer
or a moaner.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them
get elected.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh*t head’s.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of
consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president
and 50 for Miss America?

Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a
peeing section in a swimming pool?