On things sensored…

Hi there!!!

I’ve been without a connection for most of the day.

Which gave me more than enough time to ponder this particular subject.

This morning, on the way to Bronk, the radiostation played a song that was banned by the SABC in 1982.

Marvin Gaye – Sexual healing.

Cool song, cool artist.

Lyrics could be misconstrued as somewhat leading, yes.

I am however 40 years old, and am quite capable of handling myself in mixed company – meaning, I’m not likely to hump the host’s leg if I hear a sexy song.

Back to my reasoning behind this post.

If you think back to the way things were those days.

Some of it was good, and I will miss them always.

Some not, and those I won’t miss.

Has nothing to do with the “Struggle” though.

But a lot of things were sensored.

From books to movies to live shows – you name it, somebody, somewhere took offense to it.

Almost like they do nowadays, not so?

Just that these days they take offence to using the term God rather than the term sex…

So some things were so offensive to some people, that it was banned by the powers that be.

Not cool.

And you can never keep something like that out of the loop – it finds a way – like water.

That being said.

When last did you listen to almost any mainstream song?

Mostly about sex, not so?

And how, exactly, do you think that influences teenage pregnancies, promiscuity, the prevalence of HIV/AIDS in our society?

Should there not maybe be some kind of thing in place?

That the rappers can’t sing about violence the way they do, or that seriously irritating Kesha song where she finishes a bottle and does not go home until it’s done.

I don’t really know what I’m suggesting – we don’t really want to go back to a time when other people told us what to listen to and what not.

Unfortunately, by the same token, children should not really be listening to things where it’s ok to shoot and kill somebody you don’t like.

Where promiscuous sex is what everybody does.

not only in music – everything these days contain at least some mention of sex, or drinking or killing…

As I said in the beginning of this post.

When I was impressionable, most of these things were kept from me – either by the government of the time, or my parents.

I can handle myself in many situations, and have a relative moral code.

What do today’s kids have?

Other than a complete saturation of all things debauched by the time they reach age 10?

Mondays mirth…

And here we are again.

Starting yet another week.

The end of the first month of the new year.

And today is Blanket’s birthday – hope you have many more B!!

This morning’s joke’s especially for the English – just the kind of humour he would enjoy!

As for the rest – I’m sure you’ll enjoy it too!! 😉

Have a good day peeps – in spite of yourself!

JokesWareHouse.com

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Classy Insults
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“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.”
Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend… if you have one.”
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.”
Winston Churchill, in response

“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.”
Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
Paul Keating

“He had delusions of adequacy.”
Walter Kerr

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.”
Jack E. Leonard

“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.”
Robert Redford

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”
Thomas Brackett Reed

“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.”
James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”
Charles, Count Talleyrand

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.”
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
Billy Wilder

On addictions…

The English asked me the other day if I could live with not blogging.

If I could not post my joke every morning, or something during the day.

My answer to him was, sure, I don’t have to blog.

But I don’t like to disappoint my readership.

Well, this weekend has proven that blogging has indeed become a major mainstay of my life.

Oh, I coped with not being able to go in and put down my thoughts on the little things that happened today.

I handled the fact that nobody else could blog, and that I could not play catch up like I wanted to!

I did not, however, handle it very well I can tell ya!!

I have not been on FB for the longest time, and since I could not blog today, I spent a lot more time on there!!

So.

Tomorrow I have to drive to Bronk.

And stay there for the week.

I don’t really have access to internet there during the evening – only during the day, so things will be a bit slow for a while.

Anyhow.

Just wanted to get my fix before I go to bed tonight!Wink

SLeep well folks.

Until the morrow…

Good night…

It’s time to attempt a good night’s sleep again.

I have not gotten to anybody’s stuff yet – been too busy at work.

And may still have to go there tomorrow.

And the house has to be cleaned and the garden fixed up.

All in the space of one day!

I have still not made my decision – but I’m getting closer to it.

Just a few minor details to be looked at, and then life’s journey can start again.

I wish you all a good sleep, and hopefully I can clear my mails this weekend.

And here’s something to maybe dream about.

Or just perv over.

Depending on your choice – a bit for all of us.

Long days and pleasant nights…

Friday's funnee…

And so this lovely Friday has started.

 

I do think there’s something in the Universe that’s stopping me from having an early night with no interruptions or worries…

I decided to take a night off last night.

So I watched 2 movies, both of which I enjoyed, and then I went off to bed.

Took a 1/4 chemical aid, and was asleep by about 22:15.

Only to be woken up by the worst stomach crapms in a long time!

That lasted for about 30 minutes – time spent getting intimately acquainted with the decor in my bathroom!!

Suffice it to say that I’m quite shaky this morning.

Still have a twinge every so often – might have to go to casualty during the day today.

But work has reached critical mass, so I have to be there – no rest for the wicked!

As for this morning’s joke.

It’s a collection of sayings from a man named Tommy Cooper.

And I do hope you enjoy them as much as I did!!

And the rest of the day?

It is Friday after all folks – nothing like a weekend to restore one’s batteries!

 

 

Went to the paper shop – it had blown away.

 

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

 

I bought some HP sauce the other day. It’s costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

 

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

 

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one

and let the other one off.

 

A woman told her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back. ‘The doctor said, ‘It’s old age.’  The woman said, ‘I want a second opinion. ‘The doctor says, ‘OK. you’re ugly as well.’

 

A man walked into the doctor’s, The doctor said ‘I haven’t seen you in a long time’. The man replied, ‘I know I’ve been ill’.

 

A man walked into the doctor’s, he said ‘I’ve hurt my arm in several places’. The doctor said ‘well don’t go there any more’.

 

I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.

 

Slept like a log last night …….. woke up in the fireplace.

 

Went to the corner shop – bought 4 corners.

 

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, ‘have you got anything for wind?’ So he gave me a kite.

 

I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, ‘Go to Bournemouth, it’s great for ‘flu. So I went, and I got it.’

 

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair

Decisions…

Can anybody please tell me why nothing in life is ever simple?

Why can’t you be given one choice, look at the pro’s and con’s and make the decision based on all the facts available?

Why does everything seem to be filled with emotions and worries and doubts and fears?

Scenario.

I have a job.

Not a bad job, as jobs go, but it’s boring.

It’s not challenging.

It does not really feed my brain.

Still, I don’t have to run around like a headless chicken trying to sort out any amount of sundry crap.

Yesterday, I got oggered another job.

Will keep my bain occupied, the monetary offer is very good, and my quality of life will drastically improve.

So I ask my HR to let me have my cost to company so I can take all the facts, and use those to make my decision.

Because I tought that would be it.

Uhm, no.

The bloody Universe has other plans for me it seems!!

This morning, after the meeting, my boss calls my to one side, and tells me one of the big wigs has suggested me for another hospital, but in the job I used to do before.

Fixing people’s computer problems.

With the accompanying mojo.

I have 2 choices.

Reject the second offer out of hand, because it will mean staying at the same place, doing the same thing, with no real opportunity for betterment.

Take the first offer, and change the way my life has been lived for the past however many years.

I am going to do the following.

Give myself until Monday morning to make a decision.

Get all the available facts in, send a mail to the big wig in question with certain proviso’s attached to accepting his possible job offer.

I already have the first offer’s details – all I need is the facts from my current company.

Once I have an answer from both HR and the big wig, I can make my decision.

And then I have to hope it’s the right one.

But one will never know, will one?

All I can say is, I am ready for a change, a challenge.

I just need to decide where my future will  be the safest…

Thursday's titter…

It’s Thursday.

Looks like rain.

Madiba’s in hospital.

It’s early.

And I’m going to Bronk again today.

There’s something else happening in my life – something that I need to think about very carefully.

Once I have clarity in my own mind about it, I’ll be sure to let you guys know…

And on that note,

You know the drill…

JokesWareHouse.com

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Two Drops
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A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said,
“I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it’s today.”

The bartender said, “Well, since it’s your birthday, this one’s on me.”

As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, “I’d like
to buy you a drink, too.” The lady said, “Thank you, how sweet of
you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of
water.”

“Coming up,” said the bartender.

As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, “I’d like to buy you a drink too.” The lady said, “Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I’ll have another Scotch, with two drops of water.”

“Coming right up,” the bartender said.

As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”

The old woman giggled, and replied, “Sonny, when you’re my age,
you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.”

Silly people…

I was not going to do a post tonight.

That said – let me start by saying that the 3rd date with the same man, has been quite lovely!

Once again the lovely balcony beckoned and I could feel the stress of the day just dissolving.

Was given a spelling lesson, 😉 and a sermon on when to argue and when not to.

Apparently, being given smokes would not be the time to argue!

Point taken SWS, definitely!!

Food was good, coffee outstanding – even more so because I did not have to pour it myself!

And the company, as with the previous times, exeptional…

And now for something completely different…

I was not going to do a post tonight – would rather have been asleep by now!!

And then I went through all my comments.

And there was a comment to a comment that I made on MM’s post on Saturday.

from a 786salaam – or some such.

This person posted the same comment to 2 other comments.

Apparently we’re boring.

With a few choice words added to the fray.

Boring are we?

A bit rich coming from a fart that does not even have it’s own blog.

To be measured by.

If we’re so boring, why single us out then?

Wonder why people read it then?

I for one don’t read boring stuff, and I’m sure most other people feel the same way…

Therefore, if you find my posts boring, you are more than welcome to skip them – but thanks for the views in any case!!

And if you want to make nasty comments – hey – whatever blows your dress up.

I can’t stop you, and you’re quite the coward for doing it covertly, rather than overtly.

Thank goodness crap like that does not really affect my sleeping patterns – because it does not mean much in the bigger scheme of things!!

So, my fellow boring citizens, I do hope you have a very peaceful night’s sleep – us boring folks get to do that!!

Quick question…

All tongue on cheek of corse, so for those of you that enjoys riding the high horses…

Say you’re a woman.

And you’re employed.

And while thusly employed, you’re the victim of a sexual assault – say you’re working for JZ!!

You fall pregnant – becayse the shower you took afterwards did not help…

Can you claim for the confinement from WCA?

Just silliness.

Hope you’re having a fabulous day so far.

I’m getting closer to leaving and winding my tortuous route to JHB where I will he having a 3rd date.

With the same man!

Suppose stranger things have happened, but not many and not by far!!

So I’ll be late home tonight – hence the lack of comments to your posts…

Anyhow.

Hope it’s a good one folks.

Stay dry…

Wednesday's whack…

It’s Wednesday.

and it’s raining outside.

Not that I ever mind the rain, but it does make travel slightly hazardous.

Not to mention the fact that I had in mind for an outfit for today a skirt and a cute top – now it will have to be gumboots and a life jacket!!

Anyhow.

Another interrupted sleep last night…messed coke all over my bedside table when I woke at about 3am. So it had to be cleaned of course.

And now I just want to sleep and sleep…

Alas.

Such things are not possible in the world of Ghia, so I will have to get my arse in gear and start the day.

And I thought these cartoons might just do the trick.

Thanks SWS!!

As for the rest of the day. Well, hoping against hope seems to be the way to go!