You all misunderstood me!
Was not my date last night!!! If it was, I would probably not even have bothered coming in to work today!!!
This is just an advertisement used to lure unsuspecting women into the trap of joining yet another dating site filled with just more of the same that’s on all the other dating sites. And not a single one of them EVER looks like the dude in the picture!!! Mind you, if a dude like that ever cast his eye in my direction, I would in all probability be looking around to see if there are not maybe TP hanging out of my pants, or a sign that says “Kick me” on my back. Or spinach in my teeth. Not that I ever eat spinach, but it can happen!
Nope, I moved the Saturday night date to last night. And, once again, I’ve been found wanting. This time by a man with a plastic leg named Peter. His other leg’s name was Martin 😉
Oh well, such is life. Of course I knew, almost before we went on the date, that this is not quite a match made in heaven, but I always give everybody the benefit of the doubt, just to be sure. And I got some divine Spur chips and sauce out of the deal. And yes chickpea, I had all my onion rings too 😉
Time to start yet another day. Maybe, today, I’ll find that perfect job. Or not. Be that as it may, tonight I’ll be back on the dance floor, not caring about the shit outside the studio.