Regular aren’t they?
Quite like the little chap’s bowel movements. Regular in that it just has to happen on the one carpet I have in my house. Such a cool thing to do – picking up dog crap. Oh well, he’ll just have to stay outside more often. But that’s not teaching him anything is it? I’m hoping that he will eventually learn not to crap on my carpets. Or anywhere else in the house for that matter. I’ve been sitting with that smell in my nose for the past hour – and that’s after I’ve cleaned it and washed my hands.
The chick at work gave me a farewell gift today. Two sets of earrings to start my collection again – since the fucktards that broke in actually took every single piece of jewellery I owned. She gave me Spongebob and smiley faces 😉 And a voodoo doll for when people piss me off. Alas, only one pin. So far. I’m sure I can find a few more!!
Looks like somebody at least will miss me!
I’m kinda all blogged out. Might be going to the studio’s open evening tonight – first time dancing in a month. I will work at the new place for about two weeks – just to suss things out. By then I will know if this is going to happen long term or not. If I can see it happening, I will sign another contract with the studio, and go back to getting my soul fed once again. Which would be a good thing I think. For the moment though, Monday is getting bigger on the horizon, and my stomach is spending more time in my throat than it should – can tell you. Not a very comfy feeling that!!
Let me leave you with a few jokes, again from Joke of the day, and a spot of Friday evening music. The kid reminded me of this movie this week – think it is in my collection. Might be worth revisiting it this weekend…
*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
*I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
*WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
*IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
*Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
*Hang up and drive.
*I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
*Where there’s a will…I want to be in it.
*It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
*Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
*Be nice to your kids…They will pick out your nursing home.
*Always remember you’re unique…Just like everyone else.
*If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of car payments.
*I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
*Never take life seriously.
*Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
*Never knock on Death’s door: Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)
*I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
*You have the right to remain silent.
*Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
*You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
*The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
*Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
*If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
*The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
*Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
*Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
*CATS: The other white meat
*I’m an imbecile and I vote
*Money Isn’t Everything… But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
*If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now
*Saw it… Wanted it… Had a fit… Got it!
*WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
*If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
*Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
*You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
*You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
*Grow your own dope, plant a man