Another Saturday…

…over and done with.

Money spent. Decent looking outfit gotten. A pair of gorgeous shoes and a lovely bag – not matching, but still gorgeous! Hair done – not quite what I expected, but it looks good – definite change.

Tempers lost in 2 shops, nose cut to spite face.

Breakfast eaten, hungry again.

Hot, sweltering weather.

Goodbye on the playlist…

Enjoy the words that follows, and the tune after that.

 

JokesWareHouse.com

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For All You Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)
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1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism
it’s your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and
I’ll show you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is
fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down
under.

16. He often broke into song because he couldn’t
find the key.

17. Every calendar’s days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and
‘taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortune teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will
be exposed in the end.

24. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve
seen a mall.

25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray
hair she thought she’d dye.

27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know
basis.

28. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the
agony of defeat.

 

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15 comments on “Another Saturday…

    • Glad you liked the one livers πŸ˜‰
      Concerning the clock – me and the sidebar are not very good friends – I’ve yet to figure out how it works, just have not had the inclination to bother πŸ˜‰

    • It was such silly business Col. If I were a rational person I might not have lost my temper quite as bad as I did, but it was just the last straw. I was shaking I was so furious! Manager saw me and sorted the problem out with some logical thinking.
      And these effing people that WILL get their words in edgewise. Screw the customer. You are, after all a criminal, so I’m not going to believe you.
      I really don’t like mauls. Should really avoid them at all costs.
      But, mission accomplished πŸ˜‰
      Glad you liked the wordplays – I’ve also come across some of them before, but the thing with a good pun – it just never loses it’s funny bone factor πŸ˜‰ Not to me in any case!

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