Might be…

…time to post something.

What could I possibly write about that might, possibly, be seen as light and airy?

At this point in time, can’t think of anything much.

So, I’ll leave you with a joke.


Henry Ford

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel
tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention,
the assembly line for the automobile, changed the world. As a
reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.”

Ford thinks about it and says, “I wanna hang out with God,
himself.” The befeathered fellow at the gate takes Ford to the
Throne Room and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, “Hey,
aren’t you the inventor of Woman?” God says, “Ah, yes.” “Well,”
says Ford, You have some major design flaws in your invention:
l. There’s too much front end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed to close to the exhaust.”

“Hmmm..” replies God, “hold on.” God goes to the Celestial
Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. “It may
be that my invention is flawed,” God replies to Henry Ford, “but
according to my Computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.”


Oh, and if you’re a South African citizen, or just somebody that actually gives a shit about what’s happening here in my dear country, please sign this petition. It was instigated by this dude, not myself, but I feel strongly enough about this to share it with all and sundry.



13 comments on “Might be…

    • It’s like farting in a thunderstorm with these idiots, but hey – maybe, just maybe something gets through to them and we can try and sleep peacefully at night.
      No problem Nos.

  1. I don’t like jokes all that much any more. I did not read it. But otherwise, at least you had ‘light’ and ‘airy’ in your post. I’ll just imagine a lekker long light and airy post, about you baking cookies??? 😉

    • Thanks AD!!
      I don’t know if it will, but we can’t just let them carry on decimating everything in their path without doing anything.
      Glad you liked the joke 😉

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