Hopefully it will pass soon.
And I can go back to being blissfully ignorant of all the shit that’s waiting to envelop me.
At least it’s Friday. And since we’re experiencing a bit of a heat wave here in the Southern tip of Africa, I might just be able to wash and dry 3 weeks worth of washing tomorrow.
Then again, with my luck tomorrow the heavens will open and I will have to look at my washing basket filling up the floor space in the bathroom…
Therefore, before I depress the rest of the world, let me leave you with a joke.
Hope the weekend is spectacular!
Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE”.
The next morning Eddie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Eddie have been scheduled for Friday.