And then it was Friday – second draft

I’m thinking.

About everything.

Hopefully it will pass soon.

And I can go back to being blissfully ignorant of all the shit that’s waiting to envelop me.

At least it’s Friday. And since we’re experiencing a bit of a heat wave here in the Southern tip of Africa, I might just be able to wash and dry 3 weeks worth of washing tomorrow.

Then again, with my luck tomorrow the heavens will open and I will have to look at my washing basket filling up the floor space in the bathroom…

Therefore, before I depress the rest of the world, let me leave you with a joke.

Hope the weekend is spectacular!

Anniversary Gift

Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE”.

The next morning Eddie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Eddie have been scheduled for Friday.

19 comments on “And then it was Friday – second draft

  1. T’ink happy t’oughts!
    Like Eddie in the happy hunting ground, and his wife happy that she can get the car now and also buy a scale that will only go up to 70, seeing that she broke the other one on a head.

      • As brilliant as that idea sounds, the whites may never be the same again πŸ˜‰
        clothes I mean!!
        As for showering in an African rainstorm – probably not the best idea ever – as I sit here, the thunder and lightning is giving a show of note…And those drops come down hard!!

    • I can do it tonight – should only take me 4 hours πŸ˜‰
      But how do I get everything dry…
      Oh well, will just have to take my chances with the weather tomorrow πŸ˜‰

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