Monday.

It has come around again.

The dreaded Monday. It had to happen I suppose!

Was thinking last night. Maybe I should ask one of my old managers if she has a night duty reception position at the hospital. That way, I’ll not have to deal with any actual bosses. I’m a night owl in any case, so working nights should not be a problem. I’ll be driving against all the traffic. And although you work 12 hour shifts, you work less actual days than somebody that does the weekly 9-5 thing. Sure, you get to work weekends and public holidays, but then, the pay is better on those days and you get a night duty allowance. And if you take 2 days’ leave, you have a whole week of! And it’s not as if I have anything to do over weekends in any case. I can listen to the radio anywhere ๐Ÿ˜‰

All just flights of fancy. I’ll still ask her, have absolutely nothing to lose in doing so. Maybe, just maybe, she can help me in some way.

At least this 60 week month is nearing it’s end!!

Hope this is a good day peeps ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

JokesWareHouse.com

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Neil Armstrongย Secret Revealed…
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On July 20, 1969, As Commander Of The Apollo 11 Lunar
Module, Neil Armstrong Was The First Person To Set Foot On
The Moon.

His First Words After Stepping On The Moon,
‘that’s One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind,’
Were Televised To Earth And Heard By Millions.

But Just Before He Re-entered The Lander, He Made The Enigmatic
Remark ‘good Luck, Mr. Gorsky.’

Many People At Nasa Thought It Was A Casual Remark Concerning Some Rival Soviet Cosmonaut.
However, Upon Checking, There Was No Gorsky In
Either The Russian Or American Space Programs.

Over The Years Many People Questioned Armstrong As To What The ‘good Luck, Mr. Gorsky’… Statement Meant, But Armstrong Always Just Smiled.

On July 5, 1995, In Tampa Bay , Florida , While
Answering Questions Following A Speech, A Reporter Brought
Up The 26 Year-old Question To Armstrong. This Time He
Finally Responded. Mr. Gorsky Had Died, So Neil Armstrong
Felt He Could Now Answer The Question.

In 1938, When Neil Was A Kid In A Small Mid-west Town , He Was
Playing Baseball With A Friend In The Backyard. His Friend
Hit The Ball, Which Landed In His Neighbor’s Yard By Their
Bedroom Window.

His Neighbors Were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.

As He Leaned Down To Pick Up The Ball, Young Armstrong Heard
Mrs. Gorsky Shouting At Mr. Gorsky. ‘sex, You Want Sex Now??!!’

You’ll Get Sex When The Kid Next Door Walks On The Moon!’

True Story

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10 comments on “Monday.

    • Traffic was HORRIBLE today!!!
      More so than usual. I was late for work, even though I left home in time.
      I don’t know how much longer I can do this H – it’s actually ridiculous. And they’re just building more and more houses on the route I take every day…

    • After today’s traffic experience, I feel I have to do something – it was quite ridiculous!
      It was a cute story – glad you liked it ๐Ÿ˜‰

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