And an old one at that.
it’s still a tickle though.
Enjoy your day!
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Golf Balls
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of
golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls”.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and
finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked.
“Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
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*snigger*
Quite 😉
Thank-you for your joke
Have a nice weekend
Daniel angel from Cape Cornwall
Three policeman’s wife’s had been in a bad car crash and all were deceased.
They arrived at the Gates of Heaven and were greeted
by The Angel from Cape Cornwall
They asked what it was like, and what they had to do.
The Angel told them that there was only one rule “ Do not step on the Ducks”
A little confused they quizzed him some more.
The Angel of Cape went on “ Heaven is a lovely place, but we have millions of ducks up here and the Boss loves ducks. You can do what you like, sing or dance whatever but you will be punished if you step on a duck.
Well, the Girls passed through the Gates of Heaven. Before you could say quack! The first Lady stepped on a duck. With a flash and a puff of smoke The angel from Cape arrived. He had with him the ugliest bloke you could ever imagine,Scruffy, smelly and drooling. The Angel proceeded to chain this guy to the women as punishment for stepping on the duck. “Blimey” she said. “How long does this last?
“Forever” said the angel from Cape Cornwall.
The remaining Girls made a pact to be more careful. But finally the second lady also stepped on a duck. Then yes you guessed it the angel of cape arrives and she gets chained to another Ugly bloke.
Well the last of the three was determined not to get caught out, even going near a duck so for 9 months she shuffled round Heaven, so as to keep out of trouble.
Then puff, flash, the Angel from Cape arrives.,He chains this women to the most handsome young hunk ever.
After the Angel had gone.The young man turned to the last of the three Women and said, “ What’s happened here then”?
She replied, “ I have no idea I was just shuffling around minding my own business.
What about you”
“Like you” said the young man, “ I have no idea, I only arrived a few minutes ago I walked through the Gates stepped on a duck and here I am “.
And thanks for yours 😉
Wonder where I’ll end up 😉
Hope your weekend is spectacular!!
LOL! not heard that one before 🙂
Well, consider your horizons broadened 😉
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Never heard this one before. OMG.
Hope you’ll be telling it to all and sundry now 😉
YOU REDNECK OLD BASTARD