And I feel it should be night still!!
I should still be sleeping, tightly wrapped in the arms of Morpheus, dreaming of far off places.
Alas. I’m awake. Blocked nose. Sore throat. Snotty cough. Nasty to say the least!!
And already thinking about my next post. All to do with preconceptions and idealised expectations.
But that’s for later, when my brain had had sufficient amount of both nicotine and caffeine flowing through it to make active thought possible.
Time to start the day proper. Sorry about the blonde joke, but this one never fails to crack me up 😉
25 Gallons of Milk
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
“I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean
The blonde said, “I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and
The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes.”
and how about The King to start off the day with 😉