It’s morning.

And I feel it should be night still!!

I should still be sleeping, tightly wrapped in the arms of Morpheus, dreaming of far off places.

Alas. I’m awake. Blocked nose. Sore throat. Snotty cough. Nasty to say the least!!

And already thinking about my next post. All to do with preconceptions and idealised expectations.

But that’s for later, when my brain had had sufficient amount of both nicotine and caffeine flowing through it to make active thought possible.

Time to start the day proper. Sorry about the blonde joke, but this one never fails to crack me up πŸ˜‰

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25 Gallons of Milk
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
note for herΒ milkmanΒ to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
“I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean
2.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and
beautiful again.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes.”

 

and how about The King to start off the day with πŸ˜‰

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16 comments on “It’s morning.

    • That joke is so old, but it cracks me up every time πŸ˜‰
      As for the under the weather feeling – suppose it’s only a matter of time πŸ˜‰

  1. I could easily go back to bed now, not keen for today at all!
    Proof that I should be in bed: the joke didn’t make sense to me until I read it four times! 😯

    • I’m thinking the caffeine and nicotine might be exacerbating the problem rather than helping it πŸ˜‰
      Even my eyeballs hurt today!!
      As for the joke – corny, but so funny πŸ˜‰

      • They shouldn’t do that, and only conceited people should have ‘I-strain’!
        Corny jokes are often funniest. A meallie on a small fat horse? Corn on the cob!

    • Other than the fact that my eyeballs are hurting today, I’m OK πŸ˜‰
      It’s just a sinus thing. Don’t suppose I’m really sick or anything, just under the weather.
      Getting myself some apple cider vinegar tonight to see if it works…
      Thanks for asking young man – the sympathy goes a long way!!

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