Second Monday…

 

I say that because we had a Public Holiday here in SA yesterday.

Never a problem to have a long weekend, even though it screws up my sleep pattern completely, but hey. An extra day of not having to worry about doing anything other than chill is always a good thing 😉

So, dried the clothes that needed drying, packed the biscuits I have into packets, visited with the family, and got a gorgeous chair from the estate of my sister’s late Mother-in-Law.

My plan for my dining room table is to have 8 chairs around it, not one being the same, and not one younger than about 30 years. Will suit perfectly with all the other old things I currently have in my house. Think the newest thing there is my laptop – and even that’s going on for 4 years now.

I don’t much like new things, other than technology, and the new technology I would prefer to have, I can’t afford, so I’ll stick to the ones I have – as long as they still work, I’m happy 😉

Anyhow.

Thought a joke would be in order – hope your day, or night, or afternoon is as good as it can possibly be 😉

 

JokesWareHouse.com

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Laws of the Natural Universe
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat
tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
every time)

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone will ring.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you
know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to
the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know
what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it

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16 comments on “Second Monday…

    • I don’t suppose many people will like it – not enough symmetry, but that’s the way I’ve always wanted it to be, so that’s the way it shall be 😉
      Seeing as it’s my house, and mine alone 🙂

      • I’m working on restoring one chair. Have another one waiting – think it will look cute once it’s done 😉
        We’ve taken to using a bunch of different old plates when we have a do at home – I like using the old things – they have so much more character than anything new 😉

      • Mine are not just old looking – they are old – my great grandmother used some of them, my grandmother the rest – old is definitely for me way better than anything new 😉

  1. Like the laws too – esp. Wilson’s Law. I would amend it to read that as soon as they make something effective and cheap, it’s be gone in a few months time. Happened here with some over-the-counter ulcer medicine that REALLY worked. Cheaply

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