Or, in my case, another rand 😉
A bit of a dreary day today. Misty rain, clouds – duck weather in other words. But it gave me the opportunity to wear my silver Zippy shoes, so it’s all good 😉
Mom was telling me last night about something she saw on Discovery channel or some such. Apparently there’s a species of owls that migrate to South Africa from India. They congregate in areas where grain is cultivated – not for the grain, but for the rodents feeding on the grain. Thing is, in India, these owls are being caught by the thousands, because they’re apparently a great delicacy. So. The owl species are being eaten up by the multitudes in India, and here, nobody wants to eat mice and rats. Only the owls. And those are being eaten by Indians. Which kind of breaks the circle of life right there.
People eat everything. Fine. But everything does not get a chance to replenish itself quite as fast as the people are replenishing themselves with everything.
Now, way back when, when all these strange eating customs started, there were not that many people. Now, however, the earth is overrun with the vermin. And I’m not alluding to rodents or cockroaches.
Humans. Scourge of the earth. We decimate everything. Kill everything. Eat everything. Demolish everything.
And we think it’s our right. Since we do own the earth, not so?
Well, folks. Earth will manage just fine without us for many years to come. Nature will heal itself if it does not have to deal with the destructive power of humans.
So, maybe with the supposed end coming next week, humans would be wiped off, leaving Earth to heal. And probably start the whole process all over again!
Have a good day folks – in spite of yourself 🙂
7 Kinds of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: ! Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you”.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don’t forget the 7th kid of sex – Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!