Proclamation

It’s Friday. And I have to thank heavens for small mercies!!

Has not been a bad week, and no rants coming your way – yet. I still have to read an article about the ANC making off a motion of no confidence in Zuma as frivolous. I’ll see.

Yesterday saw me, once again, stepping into somebody’s shoes. Not a dead man’s pointy shoes as they do at the Unseen University, just the same girl I took over from at reception. Typing letters for the boss man. It’s keeping me busy, in the main circulation, so I thought I’d better get my post in before MY relief shows up πŸ˜‰

Back to the proclamation. Listened to CD’s in the car this morning, as opposed to my iPod. Unearthed a Frank Sinatra – Someone to watch over me… Yes well, tears were shed. Currently a Mick Hucknall tribute to Bobby – don’t know which Bobby, but the tunes are great!!!

First and foremost though, I listened to Billy Joel. The Stranger is the album’s name.

Therefore, I would like to proclaim this weekend, Billy Joel Weekend.

Go dig through your memories, unearth your best Billy Joel song – he’s an amazing artist, well worth celebrating. I will post my first video tonight.

And with that, I do hope the day is a most spectacular one!!

It’s better to get out of bed with the wrong foot, than with the right foot out of the wrong bed!!

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Deep Thoughts
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it EF’D UP?

Everyone has a photographic memory; it’s just that some of us are out of film.

How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while your ahead”?!

If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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19 comments on “Proclamation

  1. Billy Joel; a great artist… I look forward to the video…!
    Some of those jokes are priceless..
    “Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.”
    Cynical, but true…! πŸ˜‰

  2. “Oh what a night” this is going to be. It’s “my life” so why should I listen to you and post songs about this “piano man”? πŸ˜‰
    If I get the chance to use the computer this weekend, I’ll post a video… I hope no one else posts it before me!

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