Early morning…

Still trying to figure out what the weather’s going to do today.

Looks kind of overcast and windy now, and the forecast on my gorgeous phone says it’s going to rain the whole day. So warmish wear is probably in order.

Had stupid crackers again last night – so wished it would rain so they had to go inside, but no such luck!

The Italian last night was the strangest date I’ve ever been on – the dude asked me about the history of SA – what it was like before 94. Must admit, I was hard pressed to answer his questions – maybe I should read up on my own history 😉 Asked me what kind of dog he should get, where he could sell his car at – strange. Even so, it would not have been a hardship to get to know him better, but that’s not likely to happen. He’s already cooled down the communications – the route so many of them go.

Guy, if you want a tiny, booby blonde, why not go for them? Or an easy going, happy go lucky, go with the flow kind of chick – go get her! Why hassle me, meet me and then reject me? I really don’t know why I bother – probably boredom – one can only play so much guitar hero! Heaven alone knows, the guys out there does not seem worth the effort!

Anyhow.

Time to start the day. Hope yours is a good one!

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College Rules
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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”

One student raised his hand and asked, “How much for a season pass?”

 

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18 comments on “Early morning…

    • Ag Esperanza – he’s just another dude! No great loss when all is done – they all seem to be the same, I should just make peace with that and act accordingly.
      Quite one of my fav songs that 😉

  1. Hello friend!! Apologise for the silence… live has been INSANE but happy :). Will catch up on your blogs this week – dying to see if you’re working and happy to see you’re still dating. Gotta kiss a lot of frogs… will make finding the right guy even more rewarding!
    Have a lekker day
    xxx
    ps my fav Joan Armatrading song – The Weakness in Me (gives me goosies every time!!!)

    • I’ll check out your fav tonight.
      Working – temping at the moment.
      Dating, yes well. More like wading through the primordial ooze!!
      Glad you are happy 😉

  2. I totally wore the wrong clothes today, I almost melted when I wasn’t driving in my car. Thankfully that wasn’t a long time though.
    Sorry to hear the Italian was a dud. Race you to find a keeper 😛

    • I think he did it to avoid a personal discussion.
      But hey – good riddance to bad rubbish – luckily I knew not to expect too much!
      Glad you enjoyed the joke 😉

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