Gorgeous…

…monstrosities.

That could be a code name for shoes.Β 

They look gorgeous. Make your feet look lovely, bunches up your calves just so, changes the way you walk – put’s a sway in there somewhere.

But oh deary me!! The price one has to pay!!

As I sit here, my toes are slowly but surely dying from loss of blood circulation – because I just love a pointy toed shoe – and these are indeed pointy toed shoes – the babies I got on Sunday. They don’t do anything to my heels, but the toes!!

Just as well I usually stick to flatties – at my age one should not wear too many high heels – might just give you delusions of youth πŸ˜‰

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And now for something completely different…

You know how out of kilter the weather has been lately? Well, now I know why. This morning, I let a new BMW in ahead of me in the traffic line. HE THANKED ME!!! An unheard of occurence!! BMW drivers usually have the viewpoint that, yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the road, and therefore, does not recognise mere mortals in the cars around them. This morning though, a tiny bit of faith in BMW drivers was restored – until, of course, the next pompous arse exhibits his pompous behaviour. And believe me. Pompous arses can’t keep their true nature hidden for too long

And then. Possibly meeting the Italian tonight – although I’ve started taking this dude with a pinch of salt – he seems to enjoy making promises he can’t possibly keep. But, time will tell. Might be off to a rocky start with a smooth finish ;-). I do always live in hope, if nothing else!!

To end off with a bad pun, and my first blonde joke in ages!!

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I almost got my haircut then I thought I’d mullet over first.

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JokesWareHouse.comΒ 

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Post Office
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A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”Β 

The clerk says, “What denomination?”Β 

The woman says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.”

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18 comments on “Gorgeous…

  1. I haven’t worn pointy toed shoes, since I became aware that my feet aren’t that shape. πŸ™‚ I much prefer my toes to not be covered by shoe. It’s much more comfortable, and there’s nothing sexy about a woman whose shoes are obviously killing her. As for BMW drivers, I’ve owned four, and was always courteous to other road users. It’s the drivers. not the car they drive, that are the culprits. I’ve seen many rude and reckless ‘skedonk’ drivers. πŸ™‚ Love the jokes. πŸ˜†

    • I can keep my pose AD πŸ˜‰ Nobody ever knows my feet are killing me!
      As for BMW drivers, I’ve heard it said, you’re not an ass because you drive one, you’re an ass before you get into one. It’s just that lately there’s been an immense sale of BMW’s – always seemingly to the pompous people. Not something you generally get with all luxury cars, mostly BMW’s. I’m might be biased I know…

  2. My heels are always tiny little ones otherwise I die in them and when I’m dying like that, all I think about is me dying so ill never do what I’m actually supposed to be doing πŸ˜€

    • Once a while I’m prepared to live through the misery πŸ˜‰
      The Italian was not half bad. Usually when I feel like this about a dude, he’s got a windmill with a few spokes missing, or a few spokes too many. Or I never hear from him again! I really don’t know why I even bother anymore – is enough to make anybody depressed!

  3. Don’t do it, no matter how fabulous the calves look, it’s all a terrible nightmare; believe me… (As a ballroom dancer, I’m in ‘heels’ a lot. I love when I can get about in my sheepskin uggs. Heaven.!)
    Love the jokes…. πŸ™‚

  4. he he I know what you mean about BMW drivers. My best friend bought one and the other day we were going somewhere and she was being the typical BM driver and it was like I didnt even know her!

    • They are at that K πŸ˜‰
      I’ll have to get my feet used to them again though – a whole winter spent in slippers does not a heel wearer make πŸ™‚

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