…shoot out my mind’s eye!!!
Saw a dude just now. One of the many I see during the day, but this one is engraved on my mind’s eye.
Not because he was the most gorgeous thing on 2 legs. Not because he smelled – good or bad. Not because he’s particularly articulate.
Because he’s trying to emulate the most displeasing fashion of only pulling your pants up halfway. Not that that is really a major problem in the bigger scheme of things, I mean, it’s not as if people see actual but crack, you know? Although, how they can walk without looking like bloody penguins is beyond me!!
This one apparently missed that memo.
And wore his pants halfmast, with no boxers.
Also not necessarily a problem, he was wearing a longish shirt to cover the bubble that sort of uhhmmm, bubbled over the pants. And then he bent to pick up his laptopcase. And I was blinded by his everlasting buttcrack.
So not cool!!!
Maybe, if he at least had a cute ass, I could have let it slide.
He did not.
It was white, and pasty, and sort of flat. With a whole lot of crack!!
But then the day got a whole lot better when young T walked in. Such a delight to watch and listen to ;-).
And probably closer to my son’s age than mine!!
But hey, a girl can perv, not so?
Hope this Friday is treating you well…