Saturday am

And I’m up!
Still raining though, so I’ll not be doing the washing today – will see what the weather looks like tomorrow. As it is I’m going to have to fold and sort out all the clothes that Ihave washed to find stuff to wear for work next week.
Asked the guy that used to live here to get me a chick to come and clean my house today. He rocks up with a dude to work in the garden. Not quite what I wanted, butย serendipitous as it turns out. The friendly young man is sweeping the paving, and he will commence with the branch cutting once he’s ready for it ๐Ÿ˜‰
Funny how things work out – I don’t think I could have done anything today. My arms might not feel like jelly anymore, but they know something strange has happened yesterday!!
And the pool playing did not help in the least, although it was a very good evening. I actually won our first game, had quite a few VERY sweet shots, and I mean, Pierre Mans schwiet!! Those where you slice the ball just right to fall in the pocket next to it – beautiful! Of course I did not win any more games, but I never had more than 3 balls left on the table when GH sank the black. I do think we can make this a more common occurence, something to be done on a regular basis.
We were talking last night. We’ve known one another for close to 30 years!! That’s longer than the young guy I perved over last night has been alive!!
Age will not stop the perving though, just the doing ๐Ÿ˜‰
Anyhow.
I have to go to the bank now. Yes stupid, I know, but work needs proof of my bank account, so I’ll have to go to the bank, on a Saturday morning, in a maul!!!
Wish me luck!
JokesWareHouse.com

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Aging with a Smile
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Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few
drinks first.

My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as
it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I’ve still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I’m getting into swing dancing.. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are
just prone to swinging.

It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I’ve reached my sexpiration date.

People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we
get cable or that dish thing.

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, “For fast relief.”

I’ve tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they
haven’t made one called “Buns of Putty.”

Don’t think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child
playing with matches.

Don’t let aging get you down.ย  It’s too hard to get back up.

Remember:ย  You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old
because you stop laughing.

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10 comments on “Saturday am

    • I noticed that you were somewhat absent lately!
      As for the work, indeed I am. Only temp for now, but maybe something good will come out of it eventually ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • I am sure they will appoint you permanently! I was busy with the Dinner Diva thing and I have been working long hours… seems like the only time I have to visit blogs are Sunday nights!! I hope you will have a wonderful week!

    • they are indeed AD ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Thanks to the very helpful young man, they’ve been moved aside, for further cutting up next week.

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