Friday am

Well, here I am, arse crack of dawn.

Where there’s work to be done, there’s travelling to be done. And travelling during peak hour between Pretoria and Sandton has never been an easy thing to do! Since I have to be at work at 8am, I have to leave before 7 otherwise it might just turn into a fiasco of note!

Definitely going to take some knibbles to work today – sitting in front of a switchboard the whole day with not much freedom of movement tends to pull the eyelids down, and a spot of knibbling does help in that regard πŸ˜‰

Well, let me get cleaned up and ready to start the feeding regimen – for the animals πŸ˜‰

Hope the day is absolutely brilliant!

Toilet Paper

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager,
“but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”

“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand,
“this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”

He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny,
strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”

“Give me the No Name,” she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
“Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper.Β  I call it John Wayne.”

“Why?” he asks.

“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap off anybody!”

6 comments on “Friday am

    • Made it in time for work this morning, but saw a whole bunch of folks heading off for the long weekend. And a lot of broken down vehicles at the side of the road πŸ˜‰

    • apparently πŸ˜‰
      saw a chick at the office the other day whose pants were either too small, or her butt was too big for the pants – actual crack man!! At least there was no g string showing! suppose guys like that kind of thing. Just as well i’m not a dude!!

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