Well, here I am, arse crack of dawn.
Where there’s work to be done, there’s travelling to be done. And travelling during peak hour between Pretoria and Sandton has never been an easy thing to do! Since I have to be at work at 8am, I have to leave before 7 otherwise it might just turn into a fiasco of note!
Definitely going to take some knibbles to work today – sitting in front of a switchboard the whole day with not much freedom of movement tends to pull the eyelids down, and a spot of knibbling does help in that regard 😉
Well, let me get cleaned up and ready to start the feeding regimen – for the animals 😉
Hope the day is absolutely brilliant!
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager,
“but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand,
“this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”
He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny,
strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
“Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap off anybody!”