Here I am.
At work. For the first time in ages!! I’m being paid to do something. How cool is that!
Of course, I let the whole family know about the unexpected turn of events.
And unexpected it was indeed – the HR chick phoned me awake!
Of course, they’ve all been chatting with me on whatsapp, and my youngest told me to do it well.
To which I answered, of course I’ll do it well!!
And that brought back a memory of me and my dude.
He used to love my accent – so completely different from an American accent. And of course he thought I was just the bee’s knees 😉
So I used to tease him with the Mary Poppins saying – Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way – said with the proper inflection and British sounding accents ;-). Of course he would sort of start speaking while I was, and then the whole thing would just degenerate into fits of laughter.
Oh man! Now that was a whopper – I’m still sitting here with a goofy grin on my face 😉
Those are the memories that makes getting up in the morning worth it.
Hope your day is going as well as it can. Mine is not shaping up too badly 😉
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”
The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
And the old man yells, “He said he knows you!”