Tuesday am…

Beautiful, gorgeous day at this side of the Equator!

Hope it’s treating you as well as can be…

 

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When  done, you have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible… Is that true?  Where is it? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ……” Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate? A: Tell him you’re pregnant. Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: “Gosh, I remember all these!” SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

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