Tuesday am…

Beautiful, gorgeous day at this side of the Equator!

Hope it’s treating you as well as can be…

 

 

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When  done, you have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible… Is that true?  Where is it?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ……”

Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.


Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?


A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?

A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Gosh, I remember all these!”

SMILE, You’ve still got your
sense of humor, RIGHT?
 

 

 

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