Beautiful, gorgeous day at this side of the Equator!
Hope it’s treating you as well as can be…
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? |
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. |
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause? |
A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live. |
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible… Is that true? Where is it? |
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ……” |
Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate? |
A: Tell him you’re pregnant. |
Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
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A: Take off your glasses. |
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face? |
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. |
Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking? |
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car. |
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? |
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. |
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? |
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? |
A: On their foreheads. |
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores? |
A: “Gosh, I remember all these!” |
SMILE, You’ve still got your
sense of humor, RIGHT? |
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Gorgeous day here too. I’m with the valet parking. 🙂
Good idea that – only thing is, here in SA you’re more likely to not have a car than to get it back from the valet 😉
Well you can’t win here in anything. I wouldn’t hand over my car keys to anyone. 🙂
Hahahahaha love those 😉
A laugh is always a good thing 😉
Have a good day ghiatjie 🙂
*hugs*
Thanks Esperanza 😉
Funny how the further one gets over seventy the less these seem like jokes and the more like simple facts!
I’m not there yet, but some of these pertains to me as well!!
Having passed three score and ten I forgot why I laughed! 🙂
As long as you laughed H 😉
Thank goodness, I still know WHAT my sense of humour is. I only need to FIND it.
Therein lies all the fun Tess 😉
Finding it!
Thanks for the laugh!
Glad you had one Grace 😉