Misty morning.

Although it’s not quite morning anymore!

A lovely overcast day today. Looks like some rain has fallen last night, hopefully more will fall before the weekend is over. Spring seems to be in full swing πŸ˜‰

All the dormant plants are shooting their leaves out from the dirt, all the sleeping trees are showing signs of renewal – some a lot, some only starting. Nothing quite like the soft green of spring to put you in a good frame of mind!

Had such a weird dream last night. I can only remember somebody stole my gorgeous iPhone and replaced it with a silly Samsung Galaxy. And i looked for my phone in a place with many shelves and even more boxes – strange. Wonder what the heck is going on in my mind…

Anyhow.

Here’s a bit of a laugh to lighten the day a tad πŸ˜‰

JokesWareHouse.com

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Petroleum Jelly
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One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.

“Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”

“Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.

The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”

“Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”

 

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