Things are not as upstanding as they could be.
Used the Mom’s stove yesterday – major stuff up. Issue with the oven door, issue with the temperature dial. I have a burn on my effing arm of all places!!! WTF is up with that?
Knitting a waistcoat from a pattern that I downloaded – pattern was used in the 40’s somewhere. Have to increase stitches to form the point at the bottom of the front panels – not as easily done as it looks. Because there’s a pattern that has to be followed…
The darkies across the road from me has a dog. This morning, as they leave for work the dog comes out. Do they make an effort to get the stupid thing back in the yard, and not running around in the street looking for kak with the neighbour’s dogs? Uhhm, no, they don’t. So I’m left with a bunch of snarling, barking dogs, living in fear that one of them jumps over the gate and then there will be blood spilled…
Admittedly, my mood is slightly sour – PMS don’t you know!
Henceforth, I’m hard pressed to see the funny side of things. Or the positive side for that matter.
Which is why I have not written about what happened on Monday. Leaving that until I don’t want to just write bad things about it. Although, it won’t only be bad things, but my feelings might change when the PMS is gone.
Do have a good day – until later 😉
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out
the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby
dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big airplanes have baby
The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to
ask the stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The
stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, “Did your Mom tell
you to ask me?”
The boy said, “yes she did.”
“Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest
always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.”