A tickle…

…on a Tuesday.

 

I’ll be off to the unemployment offices this morning, for my stipend from the government – such fun!!

Have decided to wear my newly finished, cabled vest – since I hardly ever get a chance to show off my handiwork 😉 Making one for the Porra as well – something in return for all he’s given me in the past few months.

Hope your day goes spectacularly well!!

 

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Wooded Ravine
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One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Jim calls out to his golfing partner in an agitated voice, “Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here.”

Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, “What’s the matter Jim?”

Jim shouts back, “Throw me my 7-iron! You can’t get out of here with an 8-iron.”

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4 comments on “A tickle…

  1. Hope the visit goes off well and as quickly as possible. You should post a pic of your handiwork. I’m sure the ‘Porra’ will be delighted to have a nice warm woollie knitted by your own fair hands. Golfers! …… never could understand their passion. 😉

    • I will indeed post a pic of my latest accomplishment AD
      As for the golfers – it seems to be an all consuming passion once the bug bites you. I stay faaaaar away from them!

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