Just had to.

It’s late, I know, but I read this joke and it had me laughing like a loon 😉

 

Hope you enjoy it as much as I did 😉

 

Klipdrift Fishing Tale

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I went bass fishing this morning at Porterville

Dam,


but after a while I ran out of bait.


Then I saw a puffadder with a dead lizard in its

mouth..


 
Lizards are g

good bait for bass.

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Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the

lizard in its mouth,


I grabbed it right behind the head, took the lizard,
and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake

without getting bitten.


So, I grabbed my bottle of Klipdrift and poured a

little brandy into its mouth.


His eyes rolled back, and he went limp. I then

released him without


incident and carried on fishing, using the lizard as

bait.

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A little while later, I felt a nudge against my foot.


I looked down and there was that same snake


with two more lizards in its mouth.

Life is good in Africa ..

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