Just had to.

It’s late, I know, but I read this joke and it had me laughing like a loon 😉


Hope you enjoy it as much as I did 😉


Klipdrift Fishing Tale

I went bass fishing this morning at Porterville


but after a while I ran out of bait.

Then I saw a puffadder with a dead lizard in its


Lizards are g

good bait for bass.


Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the

lizard in its mouth,

I grabbed it right behind the head, took the lizard,
and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake

without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Klipdrift and poured a

little brandy into its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, and he went limp. I then

released him without

incident and carried on fishing, using the lizard as



A little while later, I felt a nudge against my foot.

I looked down and there was that same snake

with two more lizards in its mouth.

Life is good in Africa ..


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