Good morning all!!
Hope the weekend was a good one?
How was my weekend…
Not too bad, actually.
Had a good visit with the old workmates and a nice cuppa with another friend in the afternoon.
This was on Saturday.
Rest of the time was spent at home, not doing much.
And that meant, no sleep last night.
Not a wink!!
I saw the sun come up through the curtains this morning, while watching Matrix.
So now, the 2nd load of washing is in the machine, 2 other loads on the line, dishes washed, clothes mostly packed in the cupboard.
Maybe there’s something to be said for this getting up at sparrow’s fart in the morning!
Asked the mom and aunt to come for a visit today – need aunt’s help with the cat’s leg.
He hurt it a while ago already, and it looked like it was healing.
Saw it last night – not looking too good.
This huge gash that something needs to be done with.
And, since the unemployed can’t really afford vet’s, we will do the surgery at home.
I’m hoping that cleaning and closing it up will help the healing process – must just figure out if bactroban will help – think it will.
Won’t be the first time I’ve fixed an animal with human medicines…
Today’s going to be a looooong one.
But I have to break the circle I’m in.
Get up early in the morning, or earlyish, do things, get tired and sleep at night.
Do hope your Monday is a productive one…
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result.
On his way home he pops into the newsagent and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the newsagent “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35” was the reply.
“I’m actually 47 years old” the man says, feeling really happy.
After that he goes into the Fish & Chip shop to celebrate. Before leaving, he asks the same question, to which the reply is “Oh, you look about 29” This makes him feel really good.
Whilst standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your trousers and play for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.”
Being as there was nobody around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his trousers.
Ten minutes later the old lady says “You are 47 years old.”
Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant. How did you do that?”
The old lady replies, “I was behind you in the Chip shop”