Friday's funnee…

It would seem that my animals are conspiring against me.

Woke up to the strains of “The streets were aliiiiive, with the sound of barkiiiing…’

At 2:30 am.

Coupled with a thirst second to none and an old age bladder – well yes. Enough said.

I got up.

Managed to fall back asleep again, only to be woken at 5:30 by the cats putting up their own little symphony in the lounge.

Turns out a stray was there – keeping things lively!

So, I moved my cats to the bedroom and opened the curtains for the stray to remove itself.

And now I’m awake.

At least I went to bed early last night, and fell asleep relatively early, so I got some.

Sleep that is…

It just makes the day so long, getting up this early.

Suppose if I was really busy, that would be a good thing, but I’m not.

Not at work in any case.

And all the things that needs doing at home – I just don’t want to.

At least we all have something to look forward to for tomorrow.

My aunt lands here from Thailand at 11am.

Have not seen her in 4 years!!

She’s come back here to help mom with the last stages of the chemo – she has to have a session once a week for 4 weeks and then it’s all over.


But yes.

It’s always fun meeting people at the airport.

Then we’ll go to my sister’s place for lunch – mom reckons she’s in the mood for a lambchop in the braai.

Must admit, I am too.

At least lunch will be good then 😉

Have to still find something to inspire me to stay alive for another day – promised a FB buddy that I would get something to keep her spirits up as well as mine – suppose I’ll have to go and do that.

So, on that note, have yourselves a splendid weekend!!

Does It Hurt?

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She
replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will
childbirth hurt?”

The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy
to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.”

“I know, but can’t you give me some idea?,” she asks.

“Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”

“Like this?”

“A little more…”

“Like this?”

“No. A little more…”

“Like this?”

“Yes. Does that hurt?”

“A little bit.”

“Now stretch it over your head!”


14 comments on “Friday's funnee…

  1. Erm – a friend once described giving birth like …erm, sh***** a watermelon 😦 I envy you that lamb chop – haven’t seen a good one since departing the UK. Spain doesn’t do lamb chops.

  2. That’s almost exactly what it feels like!!Still, it’s worth it.Sometimes ;-)As for the lambchop – it’s been a while…

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