Had a good weekend?
After a few perfect, bly sky African days, it’s looking decidedly dreary this morming.
Up here in any case.
Not that I’m complaining mind you.
After all, it’s just weather – it will happen regardless…
Been reading books by Stacia Kane.
Discovered her things by accident while downloading other stuff for my gorgeous phone.
I can’t remember when last a writer held me under their spell quite like with these books.
The content is completely new, her characters raw, the story compelling.
Absolutely loved it!!
Anyhow – hope the Monday is not too bad.
Let’s hop to it!!
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said,
“I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it’s today.”
The bartender said, “Well, since it’s your birthday, this one’s on me.”
As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, “I’d like
to buy you a drink, too.” The lady said, “Thank you, how sweet of
you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of
“Coming up,” said the bartender.
As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, “I’d like to buy you a drink too.” The lady said, “Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I’ll have another Scotch, with two drops of water.”
“Coming right up,” the bartender said.
As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”
The old woman giggled, and replied, “Sonny, when you’re my age,
you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.”