Monday's mirth…

Good morning!

Hope everybody slept well last night?

That the weekend was good?

I went to the fishing waters on Saturday.

Not to fish myself, just as company for my buddy.

I know how it feels to always be a 5th wheel on the wagon, and since he went there with his brother and the brother’s new chick and the brother’s kids, I thought, Why the heck not?

Would do me good to get out of the city even if only for a while.

Met the eldest’s new partner this weekend.

Seems like a nice kid, even if he lives 10 minutes before the world ends – Sasolburg!

He came through by bus this weekend because he does not have a car.

Made me realise that things could actually have been worse.

My son seems happy, and that’s all that really matters in the bigger scheme of things.

All in all, not such a bad weekend.

My positive thinking for the day – Thank you Lord, for employment.

Think I might find something with this kind of application?

Enjoy the day folks!!

JokesWareHouse.com

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Job Application
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This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

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18 comments on “Monday's mirth…

  1. Love his sense of humour. Glad they hired him. πŸ˜‰ Hope this is a good week for you, 68. Holding thumbs and thinking positive. xxx

  2. Brilliant.Now, If you are thinking of doing this tomorrow, make sure the interviewer has a GREAT sense of humour!

  3. You think such people exist?But yes, the young man in question was very innovative ;-)Although, on my CV, at the one spot – reason for leaving, I actually put on there – stupidity ;-)Because that was the reason for leaving!

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