Friday's funnee…

It’s Friday.

Time for the weekend.

And I’m starting my positive reinforcement today.

Because your thoughts become words, become actions.

And I’ve been thinking a few things that would be untenable should they become actions.

So, in that vein…

Thank you Lord, for me keeping my house.

As for the night that passed – spent it in the company of cats.

Not on my bed, on my roof.

Screaming.

What unearthly sounds they make!

Don’t know if they were fighting or shagging – either way, not cool!!!

Think it’s time to get the old boy spayed.

Thing is, the price I got him at, included the spaying.

Only thing is, I’ll have to drive all the way to Jhb to get that done.

Think I’ll have to phone around today and find out if I can’t do it here, closer to home, with the same place.

My one and only friend is turning 40 this year.

And I offered to sort out the party for him.

Because it’s kind of silly inviting people to your own b day – I think they think you’re stupid or something, and then just stay away!

So I’ll get the numbers of the people he wants to invite, and we’ll probably go to a Barnyard.

That way, there’s no chance of people hanging around afterwards, no problems with the people interacting, because the show will do that for them, and nobody gets offended for not being invited – talking about the workmates now…

He was thinking of taking people to a spot near Brits, where people could braai and the dudes could fish.

Quickly canned that idea – told him that making a crapload of coleslaw is not something I could do 😉

I think the Branyard idea will work for everybody concerned.

Get a few platters, everybody pays for their own drinks – Bob’s your aunty!

Anyhow.

Suppose I’ll have to start the day.

Hope yours is good and that the weekend follows suit!!

JokesWareHouse.com

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Tourists
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Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”

The girl leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing.”

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0 comments on “Friday's funnee…

  1. But boys like playing on their birthdays! If you won’t go slaving over a hot braai while fish are lured, how about a funfair? 🙂

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