Wednesday's whack…

Good morning fellow bloglings.

Hope the evening was good?

Nothing interesting happened last night, other than the fact that we had some lovely rain during the day.

And of course that just completely screwed up traffic on the way home last night.

Seems as if people become completely nuts when there’s any rain, anywhere.

Why is that I wonder?

Is it because they drive slower?

Or because they get confused with the wipers swishing from side to side in front of them…

Really don’t know.

But it’s kind of upsetting to suddenly come upon a road that’s usually flowing and you’re met with cars for miles!

All standing still, and is movement happens, it’s at a snail’s pace.

Not quite how anyone wants to end off a day.

Oh well.

The only way to stop this from happening would be a motorbike, or an aeroplane…

Wishing all a splendid day…

JokesWareHouse.com

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Eating Grass
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.  He ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate.  He asked one of the men “Why are you
eating the grass?”
 
“We don’t have money for food,” the poor man replied.

“Oh, come along with me then,” instructed the lawyer.

The man answered “But sir, I have a wife and two children! 

“Bring them along” replied the lawyer.  The lawyer turn to the other man and said, “Come with us.” 

“But sir, I have a wife and six children?” the second man answered.

“Bring them  as well!” replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo.  They all climbed
into the limo. 

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says “Sir, you are
too kind.  Thank you for taking all of us with you.” 

The lawyer replied, “No problem.  The grass at my house is almost a foot tall.”

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0 comments on “Wednesday's whack…

  1. I’d really like some lovely rain here. Traffic jams in the rain are the pits though. Have a good day, and good luck with the job search. xxx

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