Tuesday's tickle…

Good morning folks…

So.

It’s Valentine’s day today…

Yeah well.

It’s just a day like any other.

Think I’ll be wearing black today 😉

Don’t suppose it’s really all that bad, but yes, it would be good to, for once, get a good morning kiss or a flower from the garden or something 😉

maybe one day.

One thing though.

Yesterday I heard this CNA ad on the radio.

They reckon the chicks would enjoy the chocolates and plush toys and the guys will enjoy the books and cellphones…

Well really.

I would in all likelihood enjoy a book more than a teddy bear or something, but hey.

Suppose the fact that I produce estrogen automatically makes me brainless.

Such is the compartmentalisation we deal with.

Admittedly, I do the same to men, so maybe I should not be too pissed if they do it to me 😉

Oh well.

I do hope for the singletons on there, that today’s not too much of an ordeal.

And for those that does have a significant other, hope they make the day at least a bit special.

JokesWareHouse.com

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Terrible Accident
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A man was in a terrible accident, and his “manhood” was
mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that
modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that
his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery since it was considered
cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for “small,
$6,500 for “medium, $14,000 for “large.”

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor
urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.

“Well, what have the two of you decided?” asked the doctor.

The man answered, “She’d rather remodel the kitchen.”

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20 comments on “Tuesday's tickle…

  1. It started with such promise – and entirely lived up to it!!Was one of the crappest days in a long time!Not because of V day, just not feeling up to standards…

  2. um, wanna glass o wine? or 2? or3!Got plenty plus here!sorry to hear that you have had a kak day.i really hope that things do turn out better soon!xxx

  3. Not to worry Sam ;-)Have stillpaynes, will sleep!Going to wait until the sun sets, then a slice of toast, and into bed.maybe I will be better able to face this crapheap of a life tomorrow…

  4. a slice of toast?!?Hun, you are worse than me!!!! (i dont even have bread in the house no more.)but have a good sleep. :)xxx

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