Friday's funnee…

Ah…

Here we are again.

End of yet another week.

Closer to the end of the month.

Closer to the end of the year.

Closer to the end of my contract…

Then again, everything must come to an end.

Especially weeks!!

Going to be a huge weekend.

Me and son have plans.

I’m not going to elaborate on said plans – too much can still go wrong.

Suffice it to say that I’ve emptied the second frog out of the dog’s water bowl in as many days – time to give them a proper home once and for all…

And on Sunday, my big baby is moving out.

Going to live in a commune in Hatfield.

Close to the station, no need for travelling by car, no traffic jams, no busses…

Bargain.

And I’ll have my house back again.

Will be able to sit in my lounge.

Open windows and doors without worrying about his cat.

Actually walk in the kitchen without smelling a catbox…

Still, it will be quiet.

I will be silent.

And I’ll have to feed the dogs every morning šŸ˜‰

Oh well.

Such is life.

The chickens have to flee the coop – should not be allowed to live with you just to keep you company.

I’ll get used to it again.

And I will sorely appreciate the tidy house!!

It’s been a while šŸ˜‰

Let’s start the day – sooner started, sooner ended…

and here’s hoping for a brilliantly productive meeting for all of us!!

JokesWareHouse.com

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Cat Quotes
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“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” –
-Dave Platt

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are
subtle and will piss on your computer.” –Bruce
Graham

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast.” –Unknown

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as
gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” –Anonymous

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats
to pull a sled through the snow.” –Jeff Valdez

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” —
English proverb

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” —
Ellen Perry Berkeley

“One cat just leads to another.” –Ernest Hemmingway

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message
and get back to you later.” –Mary Bly

“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of
one who suffered from insomnia.” –Joseph Wood Krutch

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next life.” –Faith Resnick

“There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats.” –Anonymous

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The
wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” –Hippolyte
Taine

“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats
are there to welcome me.” –Unknown

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of
life: music and cats.” –Albert Schweitzer

“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.” —
Ernest Menaul

“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are
God.”

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” –Colette

“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities
as well.” –Missy Dizick

“You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange cats.” –Colonial American
proverb

“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any harm to ask for what you want.” –Joseph Wood
Krutch

“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic”

“My husband said it was either him or the cat … I
miss him sometimes.”

“Dogs have owners….cats have a staff”.

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0 comments on “Friday's funnee…

  1. Love the cat quotes. They are definitely the highest ranking species. Hope you have a very productive weekend. I gather that the pond is nearing completion. šŸ˜‰ xxx

  2. I’m hoping that by tomorrow evening I’ll have a whole bunch of pictures to show the world at large AD ;-)But let me not get ahead of myself…

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